3rd October 2009

Ain't gonna do it like I used to
[11:56am]
I frequently have conversations along this line:

Me - "I don't like people I don't know."
Other Person - "Then how do you meet new people?"
Me - "I don't wanna meet new people."
Other Person - *confused*

And a quote from The Big Bang Theory.

Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.
Leonard: Yes, and you've never met one of them.
Sheldon: That's the beauty of it.

But seriously. Why do I wanna meet new people? That's just more birthdays to remember and more chances of people calling me to have mindless small talk or showing up at my house uninvited, both of which are things I can't effin' stand. Seriously, don't show up at my house without calling first. If you show up unannounced during a Cold Case marathon and I have to turn it off and put pants on, I'm going to be very upset. Even Ryan Seacrest better have a bucket of KFC in his hand if he thinks of showing up uninvited. And he better never call me unless he's got something to talk about. Unless it's "What are you wearing?" in which case, call away. The other day I heard my mom on the phone asking her friend what she was having for dinner. If any of my friends ever call me just to ask what I'm going to eat for dinner, I will hang up on them, drive over to their house, and punch them in the face. Then I'd go home and eat their favorite meal for dinner and then text them pictures of it. But no one in my current circle of friends would ever do any of those things. That's why they've stayed my friends.

Hmm. I wonder when I became so extremely anti-social.

19th September 2009

When I can give up this fight... but maybe not tonight
[9:42pm]
Bones Spoiler!! )

7th September 2009

Idol summer tour road trip recap
[9:03pm]
I'd let David Cook knock me up and not even ask for child support. )

2nd September 2009

hmmm.
[11:05am]
Your results:
You are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
80%
Beverly Crusher
65%
Deanna Troi
60%
Geordi LaForge
55%
Uhura
50%
Jean-Luc Picard
45%
Chekov
45%
Data
44%
Spock
42%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
40%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
40%
Mr. Scott
35%
Worf
20%
Mr. Sulu
20%
Will Riker
15%
Since your accomplishments are seldom noticed,
and you are rarely thought of, you are expendable.
That doesn't mean your job isn't important but if you
were in Star Trek you would be killed off in the first
episode you appeared in.


Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test



Thanks quiz. Now I see how it is.
I want to marry Zachary Quinto...
[10:46am]
...and this is why.


16th August 2009

Threw your arms in the air and said, "You’re crazy"
[4:24pm]
Yes, I made this. Yes, I crack myself up. Yes, you can like it or lump it.

20th May 2009

Idol Finale!
[9:10pm]
May 20, 2009 - Some will win. Some will lose. Some were born to sing the blues. )

19th May 2009

Idol recap
[8:08pm]
May 19, 2009 - Nothing’s over till it’s over )

13th May 2009

Idol Recap
[9:04pm]
May 13, 2009 - I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain )

12th May 2009

Idol Recap
[8:10pm]
May 12, 2009 - Adam rox my sox. )

6th May 2009

Idol
[9:16pm]
May 6, 2009 - Come on and cry, cry baby )

5th May 2009

Idol
[8:16pm]
May 5, 2009 - Battle of the duets )

29th April 2009

Idol recap
[8:55pm]
April 29, 2009 - It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing. )

28th April 2009

Idol Recap
[7:50pm]
April 28, 2009 - A constant evolution )

22nd April 2009

Idol recap
[9:10pm]
April 22, 2009 - You’re a train wreck, but I wouldn’t love you if you changed. )

21st April 2009

April 21, 2009
[7:59pm]
April 21, 2009 - I’m bringing disco back )

15th April 2009

April 15, 2009 - Anoop almost falls off the stage
[9:03pm]
April 15, 2009 - Anoop almost falls off the stage )

14th April 2009

April 14, 2009
[8:07pm]
April 14, 2009 - And the road has been too long )

8th April 2009

Idol
[9:03pm]
April 8, 2009 - But my silent fears have gripped me long before I reach the phone )

7th April 2009

April 7, 2009 - But I make more sense, Paula
[8:10pm]
April 7, 2009 - But I make more sense, Paula )

5th April 2009

My Seacrest fansite
[6:32pm]
I'm cross posting this in a few different places. Since Seacrest doesn't sleep and never stops moving, I can't keep up with him anymore. I feel bad having a fan site and not keeping up to date with stuff. I've decided I should probably find myself a co-webmaster to help keep the site updated. I'm looking for one person, preferably a fan. Your duties would be to keep the schedule on the site updated and I want someone who can either record E! News every night and send me the file and I'll edit it together and post it or record the radio show and make audio clips of anything entertaining and to post those on the site. I can teach you the basics needed to do that if you need me to. The url is http://www.seacrest-central.net. If you're interested, email me at roarimaraptor@seacrest-central.net.

1st April 2009

April 1, 2009
[9:00pm]
April 1, 2009 - She thinks you’re super delicious. )

31st March 2009

Idol Recap
[8:21pm]
March 31, 2009 - Don’t Speak )

26th March 2009

March 26, 2009
[8:02pm]
March 26, 2009 - Home, Sweet, Home )

25th March 2009

March 25, 2009
[9:01pm]
March 25, 2009 - There’s nothing wrong with me loving you )

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