roarimaraptor (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} roarimaraptor) wrote,@ 2008-05-07 21:10:00 |
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5/7/08 - Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me
I just want to say something to all my readers, cause I don't want anybody to feel left out if they don't get quoted in the recap and stop being funny with me. During the show, I IM with anywhere between 1 and 8 people, all of whom constantly make funnies. On top of that, I'm writing and watching the show and arguing with my brother over which David is better and asking my mom who my real mother is when she says things like "Kristy Lee is good!!" I get dozens of funny comments from my cyber-friends every week and not only can I only pick and choose so many comments to add into the recap, I often can't even respond in the IM. It all really depends on what is happening at that exact moment. I am so glad I have all you people to talk with every night and I don't want anybody to get upset that they say a lot of things during the show and never get quoted. I love you all. *throws kisses*
With that said… this is American Idol!
Ryan lies about how dramatic last night’s show was and how everybody sang from their hearts. Howie Mandel is in the audience and still bald which still disturbs me on the kind of level that might give me nightmares if I were to think too hard about it. Ryan lies again and uses the word “wisdom” to describe Randy. I love Ryan’s fauxhawk so much. It makes me happy in the heart and groin area.
Apparently the votes were super close last night. Like Ruben and Clay kind of close, perhaps.
As a group, the Idols are singing ‘Reeling in the Years‘. Archuleta sucks because it’s too fast, then Syesha bores me because she’s Syesha and that’s what she does. I hate when they choreograph dances to go with these, it disturbs me. Cook has no rhythm and it scares me. But then he sing and it’s awesome and there’s all kinds of package in those jeans, so it’s ok. I’m almost certain David Cook could just stand there in the middle and do nothing and get more applause than the other three put together. Just sayin’. That doesn’t mean I’m not still scared tonight. Seacrest made me nervous last night.
Remember how Ryan Seacrest was freaking out about how Daughtry was cut early and he had me so nervous I had to go hang out with Castro’s peeps so I could get something to calm my nerves? Remember how David Cook got me pregnant through the power of a Duran Duran song? Remember how Paula wanted to stick David on a spit, roast him, and then eat him for dinner? Remember how Jason was bad but not as bad as everybody was going on about? And remember how he mouthed what looked like “don’t vote” but he was probably just asking someone to get his bowl ready? And remember how I downloaded his studio recording of ‘I Don’t Want To Cry’ and I can’t stop listening to it cause he has such a beautiful voice even though he can’t really get himself together on the show? Remember how Archuleta was cute and good and kidnapable, but his dad is still mean and it scares me? Remember how Syesha was all kinds of Brooke and Ryan couldn’t find a Kleenex and so little Archuleta fell in a river of her tears and floated away like that baby from the bible in that basket? But it’s better for him, cause of his dad and all. Better he be raised by wolves. Or Ryan Seacrest as he’s out for a morning stroll along the river. Remember how Jim Carrey was an alien and landed in Geena Davis’s pool? No wait. That was a movie I saw today.
Ryan calls Archuleta to the stage and the poor boy is nervous and Ryan makes him explain this thing called nerves. Ryan asks him if he wants to be the American Idol and David says, “Yes of course, so my dad doesn’t beat m-… I mean, yes. Yes, I would. I want everyone to love me tender and I want to spread that message across the world.” And then he’s safe. I don’t like seeing that kid so relieved.
The Idols were taken to Las Vegas last week. Girls screamed and took pictures and the Idols signed autographs and got their shirts tugged and their faces kissed. Then they made out with dolphins and David Cook got a manicure. And something about a circus.
Dude, I so want to go to Cirque du Soleil.
Ryan brings Cook on stage and the girls scream for 45 minutes. Then they all laugh about how Paula wanted to eat him. Then David is safe.
Syesha and Jason are brought out to the center of the stage.
So the only thing the Ford commercial had going for it this week is that David Cook was wearing green tights. But there was no package to be seen, so basically this commercial was useless.
Ryan tells us how we can lick Taylor Hicks in stamp form. Ew.
It’s time for lame phone calls. YAY!!
Caller 1 wants David Cook to go on a date with her on her birthday which is the same day as the tour will be in her town. David pretends to think, says “uh… um… uh… um… uh”, then gets uncomfortable and laughs, and then asks what she likes to do, then gets more uncomfortable. He totally doesn’t want to say yes, but she won’t shut up. Ryan encourages her. Seacrest, I have never wanted to smack you, but if I ever did, it would be now. Then David is so clearly uncomfortable some more. I don’t like seeing him that way. It reminds me of how I used to have a crush on a guy who lived across the street from me when I was about 14. My little brother asked him if he’d take me to the drive in and after a long pause he said, “Um… there are no drive ins around here.” And I was like, “Nice save, dude.” And then I sped off on my roller blades.
Then another question for Jason which I missed cause I was IMing someone about that totally awkward moment between David and his stalker caller.
Caller 3 wants to know why the Queen has not knighted Simon. Seacrest is a busy man, he can’t go around knighting peo- Oh… she means the real queen. My bad.
Caller 4 is up past her bedtime to ask Syesha how she feels being the only girl still in the competition. Her answer is stupid.
Caller 5 keeps cutting out and her question is stupid anyway. Then David talks about someone and I love his voice when he talks, but I don’t necessarily ever really hear what he’s saying. It’s like hearing church bells.
Caller 6 wants Simon to be the next James Bond.
Then Maroon 5. They’re singing a song I do not like. I’d prefer to hear ‘Makes Me Wonder’. I love that song. Adam Levine is the only guy I’ve ever seen who does not look good in pinstripe pants. I mean, he doesn’t look bad. It just doesn’t do the things to me that say Seacrest would do. Ryan worships at Adam’s feet and then Adam jokingly shushes the screaming girls and it’s funny. And then they talk about nothing for like 15 minutes. And he calls all the Idols “baby” and tells them how much they will hate and love their lives after Idol ends.
Don’t let my new love for David make you think I don’t love Seacrest. I do love him so.
And then… BO BICE!!!! WHOOOOOO!!! The season 4 finale was the last time I voted… I mean, minus the time I had to ensure Sanjaya made it into the top 12. Don’t judge me!!
JuleahFaye: celebrity did not grant him access to conditioner.
roarimaraptor: ha!
JuleahFaye: i publically hope that bo wears his hair in a high ponytail when its really hot out
JuleahFaye: like a cheerleader.
JuleahFaye: minus the ribbon.
JuleahFaye: admit it. you publically wish that too, now
roarimaraptor: I do!!
I still Bo is awesome even though I’m not really digging this choice of song. He’s kick-butt on guitar. When he’s done singing, he’s all sweaty and Ryan gets close enough to kiss him. Either Bo or his wife is pregnant and they are expecting a boy. Awww.
Can we just cut somebody now? Please? Commercials first.
I want a $5 dollar foot long piece of cake.
Ace on Bones! HOLLA!!
Then this commercial is like “I ain’t freakin’. I ain’t fakin’ this. Shut up and let me go.” and then the show comes back and Jason Castro is all “I ain’t freakin’. I ain’t fakin’ this. Shut up and let me go.” Cause he so wants to go home now. I don’t blame them. This is a grueling schedule and it just keeps on going and going he knows he’s not gonna win. I’d want to go home too. Everybody gets kind of tired around this time every season. Ever since they added those extra weeks with the top 24.
And then Jason is out and he looks so happy. He hugs Syesha and congratulates her for coming in third next week.
OMG!! Him and that weird “we’re all brothers” guy singing ‘Since You’ve Been Gone’ backstage during the audition process. That is awesome.
Kauly Jo: this is the best celebrate me home ever
roarimaraptor: it is
roarimaraptor: and i'm sad
I just want to say something to all my readers, cause I don't want anybody to feel left out if they don't get quoted in the recap and stop being funny with me. During the show, I IM with anywhere between 1 and 8 people, all of whom constantly make funnies. On top of that, I'm writing and watching the show and arguing with my brother over which David is better and asking my mom who my real mother is when she says things like "Kristy Lee is good!!" I get dozens of funny comments from my cyber-friends every week and not only can I only pick and choose so many comments to add into the recap, I often can't even respond in the IM. It all really depends on what is happening at that exact moment. I am so glad I have all you people to talk with every night and I don't want anybody to get upset that they say a lot of things during the show and never get quoted. I love you all. *throws kisses*
With that said… this is American Idol!
Ryan lies about how dramatic last night’s show was and how everybody sang from their hearts. Howie Mandel is in the audience and still bald which still disturbs me on the kind of level that might give me nightmares if I were to think too hard about it. Ryan lies again and uses the word “wisdom” to describe Randy. I love Ryan’s fauxhawk so much. It makes me happy in the heart and groin area.
Apparently the votes were super close last night. Like Ruben and Clay kind of close, perhaps.
As a group, the Idols are singing ‘Reeling in the Years‘. Archuleta sucks because it’s too fast, then Syesha bores me because she’s Syesha and that’s what she does. I hate when they choreograph dances to go with these, it disturbs me. Cook has no rhythm and it scares me. But then he sing and it’s awesome and there’s all kinds of package in those jeans, so it’s ok. I’m almost certain David Cook could just stand there in the middle and do nothing and get more applause than the other three put together. Just sayin’. That doesn’t mean I’m not still scared tonight. Seacrest made me nervous last night.
Remember how Ryan Seacrest was freaking out about how Daughtry was cut early and he had me so nervous I had to go hang out with Castro’s peeps so I could get something to calm my nerves? Remember how David Cook got me pregnant through the power of a Duran Duran song? Remember how Paula wanted to stick David on a spit, roast him, and then eat him for dinner? Remember how Jason was bad but not as bad as everybody was going on about? And remember how he mouthed what looked like “don’t vote” but he was probably just asking someone to get his bowl ready? And remember how I downloaded his studio recording of ‘I Don’t Want To Cry’ and I can’t stop listening to it cause he has such a beautiful voice even though he can’t really get himself together on the show? Remember how Archuleta was cute and good and kidnapable, but his dad is still mean and it scares me? Remember how Syesha was all kinds of Brooke and Ryan couldn’t find a Kleenex and so little Archuleta fell in a river of her tears and floated away like that baby from the bible in that basket? But it’s better for him, cause of his dad and all. Better he be raised by wolves. Or Ryan Seacrest as he’s out for a morning stroll along the river. Remember how Jim Carrey was an alien and landed in Geena Davis’s pool? No wait. That was a movie I saw today.
Ryan calls Archuleta to the stage and the poor boy is nervous and Ryan makes him explain this thing called nerves. Ryan asks him if he wants to be the American Idol and David says, “Yes of course, so my dad doesn’t beat m-… I mean, yes. Yes, I would. I want everyone to love me tender and I want to spread that message across the world.” And then he’s safe. I don’t like seeing that kid so relieved.
The Idols were taken to Las Vegas last week. Girls screamed and took pictures and the Idols signed autographs and got their shirts tugged and their faces kissed. Then they made out with dolphins and David Cook got a manicure. And something about a circus.
Dude, I so want to go to Cirque du Soleil.
Ryan brings Cook on stage and the girls scream for 45 minutes. Then they all laugh about how Paula wanted to eat him. Then David is safe.
Syesha and Jason are brought out to the center of the stage.
So the only thing the Ford commercial had going for it this week is that David Cook was wearing green tights. But there was no package to be seen, so basically this commercial was useless.
Ryan tells us how we can lick Taylor Hicks in stamp form. Ew.
It’s time for lame phone calls. YAY!!
Caller 1 wants David Cook to go on a date with her on her birthday which is the same day as the tour will be in her town. David pretends to think, says “uh… um… uh… um… uh”, then gets uncomfortable and laughs, and then asks what she likes to do, then gets more uncomfortable. He totally doesn’t want to say yes, but she won’t shut up. Ryan encourages her. Seacrest, I have never wanted to smack you, but if I ever did, it would be now. Then David is so clearly uncomfortable some more. I don’t like seeing him that way. It reminds me of how I used to have a crush on a guy who lived across the street from me when I was about 14. My little brother asked him if he’d take me to the drive in and after a long pause he said, “Um… there are no drive ins around here.” And I was like, “Nice save, dude.” And then I sped off on my roller blades.
Then another question for Jason which I missed cause I was IMing someone about that totally awkward moment between David and his stalker caller.
Caller 3 wants to know why the Queen has not knighted Simon. Seacrest is a busy man, he can’t go around knighting peo- Oh… she means the real queen. My bad.
Caller 4 is up past her bedtime to ask Syesha how she feels being the only girl still in the competition. Her answer is stupid.
Caller 5 keeps cutting out and her question is stupid anyway. Then David talks about someone and I love his voice when he talks, but I don’t necessarily ever really hear what he’s saying. It’s like hearing church bells.
Caller 6 wants Simon to be the next James Bond.
Then Maroon 5. They’re singing a song I do not like. I’d prefer to hear ‘Makes Me Wonder’. I love that song. Adam Levine is the only guy I’ve ever seen who does not look good in pinstripe pants. I mean, he doesn’t look bad. It just doesn’t do the things to me that say Seacrest would do. Ryan worships at Adam’s feet and then Adam jokingly shushes the screaming girls and it’s funny. And then they talk about nothing for like 15 minutes. And he calls all the Idols “baby” and tells them how much they will hate and love their lives after Idol ends.
Don’t let my new love for David make you think I don’t love Seacrest. I do love him so.
And then… BO BICE!!!! WHOOOOOO!!! The season 4 finale was the last time I voted… I mean, minus the time I had to ensure Sanjaya made it into the top 12. Don’t judge me!!
JuleahFaye: celebrity did not grant him access to conditioner.
roarimaraptor: ha!
JuleahFaye: i publically hope that bo wears his hair in a high ponytail when its really hot out
JuleahFaye: like a cheerleader.
JuleahFaye: minus the ribbon.
JuleahFaye: admit it. you publically wish that too, now
roarimaraptor: I do!!
I still Bo is awesome even though I’m not really digging this choice of song. He’s kick-butt on guitar. When he’s done singing, he’s all sweaty and Ryan gets close enough to kiss him. Either Bo or his wife is pregnant and they are expecting a boy. Awww.
Can we just cut somebody now? Please? Commercials first.
I want a $5 dollar foot long piece of cake.
Ace on Bones! HOLLA!!
Then this commercial is like “I ain’t freakin’. I ain’t fakin’ this. Shut up and let me go.” and then the show comes back and Jason Castro is all “I ain’t freakin’. I ain’t fakin’ this. Shut up and let me go.” Cause he so wants to go home now. I don’t blame them. This is a grueling schedule and it just keeps on going and going he knows he’s not gonna win. I’d want to go home too. Everybody gets kind of tired around this time every season. Ever since they added those extra weeks with the top 24.
And then Jason is out and he looks so happy. He hugs Syesha and congratulates her for coming in third next week.
OMG!! Him and that weird “we’re all brothers” guy singing ‘Since You’ve Been Gone’ backstage during the audition process. That is awesome.
Kauly Jo: this is the best celebrate me home ever
roarimaraptor: it is
roarimaraptor: and i'm sad
